Wednesday, January 16, 2019

Life With Kota [1-16-19]

SO I'm in the middle of half a dozen things like normal but I'm putting everything on hold to tell yall about this because I literally couldn't make this up if I tried.

I put Kota down for a nap like normal. Well, we have to shut the door otherwise she escapes and destroys the upstairs. There is a camera in her room so I can monitor her. Well, I had to get her up for lunch and to start getting around for the sitter. So I open her door and she's climbing out of her crib, butt naked. This child can not only climb out of her crib but climb right back in it when she's ready to nap. The room is TRASHED so here is how I think the series of events went:


  • Kota decided she didn't want her diaper on anymore (must've been wet) so she stripped naked (not sure how she did it since she had a onesie and pants on) and took her diaper off
  • She pooped on the floor
  • Played in the poop EVERYWHERE
  • Climbed back in her crib to get her cup and take a nap
  • Peed the bed while she was sleeping
I called J (who is at work) and said, "why did I have Duncan children... I blame you". Obviously, I'm kidding but my life is an adventure.

So now I'm washing bedding, cleaning poop up off the floor and off of toys, re-bathing the baby, re-dressing the baby, and still trying to get everything ready to leave.

Have kids, they said, it'll be fun, they said....



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